wakin' up @ 3 am
completely nude under the sheets
& the comfort of your waterbed
shave between your legs
like that's gonna get you out the door faster
lookin' good in your skintight black leotards
like that's gonna get you out the back door faster
got Pink on the stereo
swallowing down a Rockstar drink
to awake from a restless night of sleep
you're 25 who would ever think you would
make your dreams come true this way
they call you the car-jacker
no one would expect a chick like you as hot as you are
a cat burglar
would steal cars for a living
trained by professional thieves
drugs & money drive you to your desires
it's all good, it's all in good fun
till you get caught and you're front page news
you get caught on camera, mug-shot online
exposed to the outside world to see
some of these cars that are stolen
belong to families who own only one vehicle
they work hard at their jobs to own
the wheels they use for their kids to get to school
now they have to use public transportation to get to school
i seriously hope you do time
and someone you know pays that family
back the property that belongs to them
remember folks
lock your doors
most cars are stolen when they leave them unlocked
summertime is the highest times cars get jacked
whether you are in N.Y. or S.F. a robbery
can take place right on your street
don't ever park in a bad neighborhood
say a prayer for your possessions
sometimes we all need
protection from a Higher Power
California January 2016
Anthony Morningstar
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